Set Global Economic Policy with Just One Prompt
Welcome to Vibe Tariffs — the world's first AI-powered trade war assistant.
No economists. No spreadsheets. Just vibes.
Generate Your Vibe Tariff
Enter your feelings and let our AI do the economic policy work.
How It Works
Three simple steps to start your very own trade war based on nothing but feelings.
Type a Vibe
"Feeling petty today?" or "France disrespected our cheese."
We Generate Custom Tariffs
Our Vibe Engine™ uses GPT-TradeLLM to generate punitive economic measures in under 5 seconds.
Export Your Trade War
Print it. Tweet it. Present it on a poster board like a real leader.
Feedback from Our Users
See how world leaders are already using Vibe Tariffs to shape global economic policy.
"The best tariff generator I've ever used!"
"I used to spend hours thinking about tariffs. Now I just type in my vibe and boom - I've got the perfect tariff to show the world who's boss. Tremendous tool, really tremendous."
Donald T.
Former World Leader
Live Feed of Vibe Tariffs
See what other leaders are doing with their trade policies right now.
| Country | Vibe | Tariff on U.S. | Tariff on Them | When |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Canada | Maple syrup dominance | 2% | 95% | 2 minutes ago |
| France | Too smug about wine | 10% | 300% | 15 minutes ago |
| New Zealand | Suspiciously quiet | 1% | 200% | 32 minutes ago |
| United Kingdom | Still mad about 1776 | 5% | 150% | 1 hour ago |
| Germany | Side-eye at the G7 | 7% | 250% | 2 hours ago |
Present Like a Leader
Your tariffs deserve to be displayed on a professional-looking board.
Reciprocal Tariffs
Made for Leaders, by Vibe-Driven AI
Our VibeTariff™ platform is trusted by:
Aspiring strongmen
Wannabe economic saboteurs
Founders who think tariffs = KPIs
What the Experts Say
Hear from our satisfied customers who definitely understand economics.
I don't understand it, but it feels right.
— Steve, Mid-level Bureaucrat
Finally, someone gets that tariffs are a vibe, not a policy.
— Chad, Econ Dropout / NFT Day Trader
Bonus Features
Because trade wars should be fun and easy.
Tariff Simulator
A fake economic simulator that shows how your vibe-based tariff causes instant recession, trade war, or meme gains.
Auto Export to Threads
Automatically generate a viral tweet thread with AI commentary like: "Just created a 140% vibe tariff on Sweden for their attitude. Markets are trembling. #vibetariffs"
Warning: May cause economic anxiety